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Ah, shopping malls... epic shitholes and destroyers of local business and economy.

Designed purely for the purpose of creating a sense of social isolation, these behemoths are home to teenagers aged 13-16 who have no creativity and too much of their parents' money. Sadly, they are also home to lonely geriatric couples who enjoy sipping a coffee in a shitty franchised chain cafˇ, watching the world go by.

They sit in silence, often making no eye contact with eachother as they drink away their weekly coffee spend of $4.50. I feel genuine sadness when I see this from time to time.

But, after dark these High Street perversions certainly become good for something. Climbing!